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Why you may not be getting your unemployment check

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OK, I don’t know this for sure, but it’s a holiday weekend and I can’t check with State Controller John Chiang. And unemployment checks are definitely aid given to “the needy.” From the Mercury News:

Controller John Chiang, who is responsible for managing the state’s cash flow, plans to delay $3.7 billion in payments starting next month in response to lawmakers’ failure to fix a projected $40 billion deficit through mid-2010.

Among those who won’t get paid on time: taxpayers who file their returns early and are awaiting refunds; families who depend on welfare and aid for the aged, blind and disabled; and programs that serve developmentally disabled and mentally ill patients.

Well, those of us relying on unemployment are dependent on it, so does that include us?  Such a quandary!

Top 10 Things to Do When Laid Off (Bay Area)

hello kitty pajamas 10. Call employed friends at work and tell them you’re wearing “Hello Kitty” pajamas, drinking beer and watching “Oprah.” Ask, “How’s your day?”

9. Buy loads of beer with your first unemployment check.

8. Stay up until 4 a.m. playing “Spore” and listening to ABBA, wake up at noon and head out to the nearest public park. Lay around on grass with laptop beside you, to make people think you’re a rich hipster.

7. Teach cat to walk on a leash.

6. Buy witch hazel for scratches.

5. Write a book. Or lie on the grass with the laptop beside you.

4. Give the gift of life at $100 a cup !

3. Give the gift of life at $8,000 per unpleasant gynecological procedure!

2. Sign up the person who terminated you for embarrassing magazines at the workplace, like American Cheerleader or Twist.

1. Go to a career one-stop, attend a class, and after every key point say in a foreign accent, “Then do I give the happy ending?”