Mattel Cuts 1,000 Jobs, Barbie Plans to Go Back to College and Get Her Master’s
Toy maker Mattel said Thursday it’s cutting 1,000 positions worldwide. Barbie will now work on her master’s degree in French literature while Tickle Me Extreme Elmo begins his career in furry porn.
Maxim Integrated Products Closes San Jose Facility, Scantily-Clad Starlets Laid Off
Maxim Integrated Products will probably close its San Jose, Calif. and Dallas fabrication facilities after its titillating articles and hot photo shoots failed to bring more profits in the third-quarter. Continue reading
