Ebay Laying Off 1,000, but Could Be Outbid at Last Moment to 1,001
Company officials say the layoffs are necessary to make Ebay stronger against competitors . . . like pawn shops, garage sales and Ponzi scam artists
Pepsico to Lay Off 3,300, Obviously they Switch to Coke
Pepsico plans to lay off 3,300, or the equivalent of six Pepsico plants, five high fructose syrup vats, four caramel coloring packs, three two-liter jugs, two cavities and a Diet Pepsi in a faux tree.
