Shasta Regional Medical Center Lays Off 150, Vow to Drink Pepsi Instead
“Because Shasta was always an off-brand, it was always hard to get people to come to our hospital,” said CEO McGinty McHMO. “They always wanted to go to Coca-Cola General or Our Lady of Perpetual Pepsi.”
CVS Takes Over Longs Drug, Lay Offs/Closures Begin, Addicts Pissed
About 800 workers will be laid off in Walnut Creek and Antioch, Calif., where workers are feverishly using their employee discounts to buy tons of Sudafed to cook up meth while out-of-work.
