If only employees had shown this much heart and flair.
TGIFriday’s Closes, 60 Laid off for Lack of Flair
Lack of flair caused disharmony in a San Mateo T.G.I.Friday’s, causing its owners to close it down. Owners said the negative economy and no one wanting to pay$12 for deep-fried lard were not causes of its demise.
Contra Costa County Lays Off 65 Child Welfare Workers, Drug Prostitute Moms Rejoice
Contra Costa County laid off child welfare workers because the county needs to promote its meth production. “While CoCo County is known only for its meth and cocaine use, it’s also a central distributor and producer of meth,” said County Supervisor Parker McGinty. “We feel our drug prostitutes are the best ambassadors. Child welfare workers cause them to clean up their act to get their kids back. Silly, really.”
