Misery Loves Company (June 16, 2009)

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UCLA Anderson Forecast Says We’re Screwed

Economists say Silicon Valley experiences “nerd bird” flights to other similarly economically screwed places like Seattle, Boston, Austin and North Carolina. It’s no different, so deal with it, you babies!

MySpace to Lay Off 30 Percent of Workforce

Teenagers may post fewer scantily-clad images for hook-ups and escorts and strippers could lose some friends.

Even Amish Get Laid Off

Amish must buy used buggies and make clothes from paperbags — the fit, however, is impeccable.

Cadence Design Systems to Lay off 225

The company “designs” a restructuring  that leaves 225 without jobs by Christmas.

Kern County District Attorney’s Office to Lay off 20

DA says drunk drivers and aggravated assault are now small potatoes in Bakersfield.

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